i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
there are two things I love in this world more than life itself;
-crispy chicken sandwich from the grill at school (potentially just the sauce they use)
-bagels and cream cheese
my roommate won free bagels for a year from panera so he gets 13 bagels per month (and two spreads) — and today he told me that he “doesn’t eat that many bagels in a month”, that he “only had like 4” and that I am WELCOME TO TAKE HOWEVER MANY BAGELS I WANT
I’LL EAT 13 IN A DAY, MAN
JUNIOR YEAR IS STARTIN’ OFF RIGHT
idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank
see you later. (secretly pissed)
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)
Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:
- If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
- If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child
Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?
but i will raise it
"you’re so lucky your hair is straight"
yea, that’s because it’s fucking webster’s dictionary thick and weighs itself down and I can forget about curling it cus they disappear after literally ten minutes max
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
The adventures of me wearing my graphic tees/dresses that have to do with video games or shows while working at Hot Topic. True story today.
Guys, stop doing this. It makes you 20000000 times less likely to pick up a girl. Stop “checking” us and let us love our things.
let someone do that to me
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best owl i have seen
"hello friend! it is the morning!"